You know you're in Europe when...
...they ask if you want gas in your water.
...you pay $6 dollars for the water
...then wait 30 minutes to order your lunch
...the homeless lady outside the church takes your change and gets in a Mercedes taxi
...churches are now tourist attractions
...you consider starting smoking to be skinny like everyone else
...trip in the street because of the cobblestone
...no shops take your visa or currency
...when English is everyone's 3rd language
...you are starting to enjoy the warm sensations of the bidet!!!
Jimmy Farley
- monkwater
- I'm a mid-thirties pastor who thinks it's all about Jesus and the church is hurtin' and I love my family and I get angry when I'm lonely around people and get energized conversing about truth and am impatient with comfortable believers and at home with non believers who believe and I'm discovering my faith is not a period but sometimes an exclamation point and sometimes a question mark and always a dot dot dot... Become a friend on FACEBOOK.
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